Oh My Ghee (^_^)

For the glory of Lord Ramachandra ‘s Appearance Day I would like to share this story to all the beautiful Vaisanavas. This was the part when Mother Sita was kidnapped by Ravana. It’s actually kind of funny, Lord Shiva and Mother Parvati is also part of the story. Enjoy!!!

SCENE I
While mother Sita was abducted by Ravana, Lord Rama was lamenting and gone insane.

Rama: Sita my Sita where are you? Hey trees have you seen my Sita passed this way? Hey bumblebees have you seen my dear Sita also? (Keep on rolling on the ground while doing this).

SCENE III
Meanwhile Lord Shiva saw what happened to His Lord.

Shiva: Oh! What happened to my Lord Ramachandra? Ah… Hmmm…
(Lord Shiva smiling)

Parvati: My dear Lord, you seem so happy at this very moment! May I know if what’s the reason behind?

Shiva: Hmmm… No… I don’t think so, coz I don’t think that you will understand.

Parvati: How dare you say that to me! As your duty as my husband, you have to share w/ me 50% of your happiness!

Shiva: Okay! But don’t forget that you also have to share 50% of my sufferings!

SCENE III
And so Lord Shiva give’s mother Parvati the vision.

Parvati: Oh! Is that Lord Ramachandra? No! It mustn’t be! He’s gone crazy and insane lamenting for His wife. He’d become a henpecked husband. Oh! You must be joking about this! But you’re not a henpecked husband, aren’t you?

Shiva: (Just smiles and shrugged His shoulder) Hey! I told you already that maybe you will not understand this! I’d warned you.

Parvati: Hmm… I have a nice plan…. I have a very nice plan…

Shiva: Ah! 3x You’re not going anywhere! I know what you’re thinking! Don’t do that, or else I’ll gona have 50% of your sufferings!

Parvati: Let’s see…

SCENE IV
So Lord Shiva can’t do anything but to tolerate mother Parvati’s plan!

Parvati: (disguised as Mother Sita) Rama, Rama, I’m here don’t worry I’m fine. I have beautiful flowers for you. I’m sorry that I’ve gone for so long coz I’ve lost my way in the forest, but now I’d found my way back, I’m here. Rama, don’t cry now, I’m here! Rama, Rama.

SCENE V
But Lord Ramachandra didn’t noticed her,instead He continued crying, rolling and calling Sita, until suddenly!

Lord Rama: (Get into mother Parvati’s lotus feet) My dear Parvati please accept my humble obeisance’s on your beautiful lotus feet. Have you seen my Sita? Please help me find her. (Continue crying and rolling after that).

SCENE VI
So mother Parvati got shocked and feel so embarrassed of what she just did and she immediately went back into her husband’s abode.

Shiva: So my dear Parvati, what happened? Are you sarisfied? (Ask jokingly)

Parvati: Hmp! Why are you asking me? You already know what happened! You’re the one who gives me the vision and now you’re asking me!

Shiva: Ha! 3x I’d already warned you but you didn’t listen (continued laughing)

Parvati: Hmp! Whatever, you win this time, but next time! I’ll make sure that it’ll be my turn!

SCENE VII
Both exit while Lord Shiva continued laughing

END
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Wisdom from Lord Rama
nandan thyuditha adithyenandan thyusthamitheravow
athmanona vabuddyanthemanushyajivitha kshayam

Dear Bharata! Light has come up in the sky,now we can go and earn
well,proceeds one category of people whereas others feel joy as the sun sinks and night
begins,for,they can relish their sensual pleasures and enjoy satisfying
their desires. It’s surprising that nobody is atleast worried that,the huge tree
of life span is being cut down with the sharp saw of ‘day’ and ‘night’,”
remarks Rama.

Sri Lord Ramachandra Ki Jaya! Sri Sita Rama Laksmana Hanumana Ki Jaya!!!